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mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

ruinedchildhood:

unclefather:

i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back

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FREE MY NIGGA POOKIE!

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

booksyrup:

fixyourwritinghabits:

kylekallgren:

gethenian:

heathermione:

nevver:

 Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls

# nothing has matched jennifer’s reign of terror

Oh my god this is terrifying.

Anyone else notice the sudden appearance of “Isabella” in 2009? Anyone else come to the startling realization that this:

is why?

(Fun fact: Pop culture drives a lot of naming trends!)

MY NAME CONQUERS ALL

booksyrup:

fixyourwritinghabits:

kylekallgren:

gethenian:

heathermione:

nevver:

Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls

# nothing has matched jennifer’s reign of terror

Oh my god this is terrifying.

Anyone else notice the sudden appearance of “Isabella” in 2009? Anyone else come to the startling realization that this:

is why?

(Fun fact: Pop culture drives a lot of naming trends!)

MY NAME CONQUERS ALL